Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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