I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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