He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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