yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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