I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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