so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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