did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dick very happy bro
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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