have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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