Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Your cock deserves a montage
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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