your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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