only if we run a train.
done.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
