So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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