I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Everything about him screamed your future.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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