I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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