I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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