what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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