I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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