grandma shit on top of the toilet
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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