I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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