I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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