then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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