We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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