I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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