ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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