We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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