I'm gonna have a badass scar
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
how drunk are you?
Several
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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