operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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