You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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