Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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