Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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