"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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