What a fucking waste of an outfit
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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