I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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