I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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