There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jerry, you need to find god
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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