Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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