there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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