...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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