VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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