I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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