The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
