piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We smell like vodka and hangover
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