it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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