well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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