I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
