Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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