On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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