Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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