he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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