he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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