i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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