meet me or not, i'm out of control
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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