This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
