So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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