I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hippo gnu deer
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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