My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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