Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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