He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
